Monty by Jim Meddick for July 07, 2007
Transcript:
"I keep having a recurring dream... it starts with my mother lecturing me about my biological time clock, then I show her that I already have a child..." "Weird." "No. The weird thing is the baby looks like a miniature version of my mother..." "Well, at least that should satisfy her." "Yeah. You'd think. But then she starts complaining about the baby's skin and starts rubbing on Neutrogena Anti-Wrinkle Cream."