Monty by Jim Meddick for October 22, 2007
Transcript:
"'Deluxe Greco-Roman Avian Bath'" "Yeah, I finally decided to get my own private birdbath because when the cover's down on the other one it's hard for me to lift it." "The other one?..." "Yeah. You know... the one in the bathroom..." "Uh, I hope you don't mean the 'birdbath' with the shag carpet lid..." "Of course, I don't think this new one offers the whirlpool jacuzzi feature..."