Monty by Jim Meddick for October 26, 2007
Transcript:
"Moondog! My toes! I think I spend way too much time in the birdbath! I think I permanently damaged my toes!" "Look! Look at them! They're throbbing, red, wrinkly, inflamed knobs of bird flesh!" "And for dinner, as fate would have it, I chose the Lean Cuisine sun-dried tomato rotini."