Monty by Jim Meddick for February 12, 2009
February 11, 2009
February 13, 2009
Transcript:
woman says, "Welcome, how may I help you?" Monty says, "I'm..um..reasearching kissing?" woman says, "A common romantic tradition among homo sapiens. Do you require a demonstration?" woman says, "You're doing it wrong." Monty says, "What?" Woman says, "Kissing. You're doing it wrong." Monty says, "Aha! I knew there was a reason I have trouble dating!" Woman says, "I can list over 237.4 reasons you have trouble dating."
“How do you repel me? Let me count the ways…”