Monty by Jim Meddick for May 19, 2009
Transcript:
Gretchen says, "That's crazy?" Monty says, "No. I'm serious. I think my cat finds me dull?" Monty says, "Some people get health benefits from talking to their pets?but me? No. I get stressed out! I feel judged?rejected! I?I?feel like a big, stupid squirrel!" Gretchen says, "'A big, stupid squirrel'? What're you talking about." Monty says, "See? I'm even starting to pepper my conversation with gratuitous rodent referneces just to hold his attention!"