Monty by Jim Meddick for May 26, 2009
Transcript:
Monty says, "Let's run a tab. My friend Kevin's joining me?" Man says, "Kevin?you buddy with the rocky marriage?" Monty says, "Yeah?say Joe?Maybe you can give 'im some advice." Man says, "Well, y'know what they say: 'All marriages are happy. It's the living together afterward that causes all the trouble'..." Monty says, "Ho! The age-old wisdom of bartenders! I don't know how you come up with 'em, Joe!" Man says, "I just google 'em on my iPhone."