Monty by Jim Meddick for June 10, 2009
Transcript:
Monty says, "Did you hear?.. Fleshy got busted for eating a box of raisins in a sunny meadow?" Moondog says, "The cute police?..." Monty says, "Yep. They're cracking down on cutesy, lame gags because they're worried about alienating younger, hipper readers. These are desperate times for the newspaper industry..." Moondog says, "Still...a box of raisins?" Monty says, "Yep. Just raisins." Moondog says, "Was he weaing funny sunglasses." Monty says, "Nope. Not even a @#$%@ hat!"