Monty by Jim Meddick for June 29, 2009

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Sedgwick says, "Evidently mister Crumpet needs a bit more training. Put these on, Jarvis?it may get rather ugly?" Jarvis says, "Yes sir." Sedgwick says, "Mister Crumpet, attack!" sedgwick says, "Jarvis, did you Rub steak tartare on your torso as per my instructions?" Jarvis says, "I did indeed, sir." Sedgwick says, "Perhaps if you got on your knees..." Jarvis says, "Ah yes!... To my knees." Sedgwick says, "Here he comes, Jarvis! Brace yourself!" Jarvis says, "Consider me fully braced, sir." Sedgwick says, "Blast it! Jarvis! What happened? I don't see any open woulnds." Jarvis says, "No sir, but he did make off with my hanky..."