Monty by Jim Meddick for February 08, 2010
February 06, 2010
February 09, 2010
Transcript:
Moondog says, "Hey! When I bought these, they were all poppyseed bagels!" Moondog says, "But now they're all plain bagels? and oddly moist." Moondog says, "Pilsner, did you eat all the poppy seeds off these bagels?!" Pilsner says, "Well? I? uh...um..." Moondog says, "For your information, poppy seeds contain small amounts of opiates!... And with your low body mass, there's no telling what sort of..." Pilsner says, "It's very hard to take anything you say seriously when you have that weird panda on your head."
