Monty by Jim Meddick for March 15, 2010
Transcript:
E.B. says, "What? What happened?" Monty says, "I was sweeping up some Doritos crumbs and the belt broke on the vacuum?" E.B. says, "No! No! Please no! This can't be happening!" E.B. says, "Noooo!" Moondog says, "Ok. I've heard of neat freaks, but this is starting to worry me." E.B. says, "It's not fair! Not fair! She was in the prime of her life! Nooooo..."
I can’t decide if this is a tragedy or a farce…