Monty by Jim Meddick for March 24, 2010
Transcript:
Moondog says, "Hey, why's your hand under your arm like that?" Monty says, "*@#%... Is it that obvious?" Monty says, "Ok, come here?" Moondog says, "Aaahhmmmmmmm?" Monty says, "Shh. Keep it down." Monty says, "I feel asleep in the tub? who knows for how long... it totally pruned me!" Moondog says, "I'll never be able to eat a golden raisin again." Monty says, "If you think this is bad, you should see my lower torso." Moondog says, "Ok. Now, I can never eat any variety of dried fruit again..."