Monty by Jim Meddick for April 09, 2010
Transcript:
Man says, "Daniel is central to our astral-projection research? he can project his consciousness to distant locations." Daniel says, "Domo arigato?" Man says, "And even though his body remains in the lab, it undergoes physiological changes as if it too were at the distant location..." Daniel says, "Teriyaki... teriyaki chicken..." Monty says, "And where is he now?" Man says, "He's at the food court at the man." Woman says, "Doctor... it's nearing critical. We need to switch to an elastic waistband."