Monty by Jim Meddick for April 16, 2010
Transcript:
Moondog says, "Have you ever passed a dumpster and seen something perfectly useful that someone toseed out?..." Monty says, "I don't know. Why do you ask?" Moondog says, "Oh. No reason. I just heard that sometimes people find pretty cool stuff? y'know... dumpster divin'... it's kinda cool..." Monty says, "Why is there a dried macaroni shell stuck on this box of fruit pies?" Moondog says, "Did you know that expiration dates are just advisory guidelines?"
That macaroni shell might be past its “Best Before” date…