Monty by Jim Meddick for April 20, 2010
April 19, 2010
April 21, 2010
Transcript:
Alien says, "Before battle, you will both be allowed a 24-unit earth cycle to prepare? training equipment from your home planets is provided?" Moondog says, "Oh *@%#! The Gorn's training with a holographic fight simulator!" Moondog says, "What? what did I get?" Moondog says, "A Chuck Norris 'Total Gym' and a 'Sweatin' to the Oldies' video..." Man says, "Bad news, honcho! That video's beta... it ain't even VHS!"
