Monty by Jim Meddick for June 15, 2010
Transcript:
Monty says, "Actually, Gretch, I think I've got some good news for you about this whole haircut thing?" Gretch says, "What?" Monty says, "I Googled the average rate of growth for human hair? it's roughly 0.4mm per day? um? you got your haircut two days ago... so already it's grown out about 0.8mm and.. um..." Monty says, "Ok... now let's take off the hat and..." Monty says, "If you'd just let me measure your bangs, I could give you a very accurate estimate of when you'll look normal again..."