Monty by Jim Meddick for October 13, 2010
Transcript:
Moondog says, "This is my ol' frat pat, Tim? he plays a bloodsucking hospital zombie?" Tim says, "Blood! Blood! I'm thirsty for blood!" Moondog says, "Whoaa! Dude, you reek!" Monty says, "I smell Cuervo." Moondog says, "Tim, I thought I was clear!" Moondog says, "Spike the blood with vodka, not tequila!" Tim says, "But the Cuervo bring out the cherry Kool-Aid's subtle tannin undertones."