Monty by Jim Meddick for December 22, 2010
Transcript:
EB says, "You must think I'm pretty gullible? telling me about this 'Santa Claus' individual?" EB says, "Well, I did some simple calculations? and even assuming a large percentage of 'naughty' children? no ordinary human, using reindeer aviation technology, could visit all required destinations in one earth rotation..." EB says, "You lied to me. Monty says, "Well, ok. So I guess you know it's all a..." EB says, "He's clearly either a humanoid from the future or an alien cloaked by human DNA implantation."