Monty by Jim Meddick for January 17, 2011
January 15, 2011
January 18, 2011
Transcript:
Sedgwick says, "?And upon awakening, I discovered a vulgar fluid in my sinuses and a death-like rattle in my chest!..." Sedgwick says, "What is it, doctor? Malaria? Dengue fever? Guinea worm?" Doctor says, "Young man, I'm happy to report you're suffering from the common cold." Sedgwick says, "Ha! Jarvis, have this quack escorted from the premises immediately!" Sedgwick says, "The 'common' cold indeed!" Jarvis says, "Clearly the physician was unaware that no Nuttingham has ever suffered from any 'common' pathogens."
Should give it fancy name, like coronavirus.