Monty by Jim Meddick for April 20, 2011
Transcript:
Man says, "Sir, I know where your cat is." Monty says, "Oh no! You again!... The guy with the alien theories!" Man says, "No. I'm fine now. The other day a cold lozenge was interacting badly with my allergy medicine?" Monty says, "Ok. Ok. Then where is my cat?" Man says, "Joan Rivers abducted your cat and is about to subject it to cosmetic surgery." Man says, "What... what are you doing?" Monty says, "I'm checking you for lozenge breath."