Monty by Jim Meddick for October 06, 2011
Transcript:
Moondog: Doesn't that get tiring after a while? Monty: It did in the beginning, but after a few days of smiling, my face kinda got into shape... Moondog: Now that you mention it, your cheeks do seem a bit more muscular... Monty: The only bad part - on Tuesday I got a Charley Horse in my jowl.
^ Butt somehow “Wanna watch me flex my cheeks?” doesn’t seem like a very good pickup line.