Monty by Jim Meddick for February 28, 2012
Transcript:
Moondog: This is an awesome job! I get paid to stand around doin' nothing! Yep. Just standin' around doin'... well, not just standing. I'm sorta shifting my weight... trying to keep th' blood flowing, and to... actually, this is getting bad. I need to sit down! My hamstrings are cramping! Burning pain! Must sit down! Must... and #*@! Mr. Dog Guy over there isn't making this any easier!
And he thought the flagmen at construction sites had it easy. From experience, it’s the worst job on the road crew.