Monty by Jim Meddick for January 16, 2013
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Ok. The weather was crummy. Big deal. Look on the bright side... It was pretty fun seeing the Texas chainsaw massacre remake at the Pompano Beach Cineplex, wasn't it? Remember? And it... Hey! Wait! Pull in here! I need to get something! Spray tan? Want some?
We went away for the weekend and were using our new GPS and eventually I told my friend “I turned off the Australian bitch because she was directing us on all the back roads.” I dug out the paper map and a main thoroughfare was 2 blocks north. Still “she” tried to get us to go off the main road. Sigh.