Monty by Jim Meddick for April 27, 2013

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You broke up with Gloria? The passive aggressive binge eating strategy wasn't working... All my life, I've avoided messy breakups... Developing bad habits and waiting until the woman wants out... But this was different... This time I knew I had to grow up, man up and be the one to end it... How'd she take it? I'm not sure. She hasn't responded to my slightly ambiguously worded text message yet...