Monty by Jim Meddick for May 29, 2013

Transcript:

My old nemesis... The pole... I've always had an irrational fear of it... I know not why, but... Oh, please! Not him! I cannot allow myself to be upstaged by this absurd pipsqueak! Dear Lord, please forgive me my transgressions and... I... I did it! I'm alive! And that really wasn't so terribly...