Monty by Jim Meddick for June 24, 2013
Transcript:
Ok, champ... This is your year! You're gonna do it! No one can stop you! You trained all winter... You're at the top of your game! You're invincible champ! Invincible! Now get out there and catch a squirrel! Don't worry... He's too uncoordinated to actually catch a squirrel... But as a pet owner, it's my obligation to bolster his self-esteem.
no one “owns” a cat.