Monty by Jim Meddick for July 03, 2013

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Seriously. I want to paint your portrait. No, thanks. Maybe this scam work for Picasso, but I'm not getting naked. Said anything about nudity? All I want you to do is recline on the couch and hold a piece of fruit... A kiwi that's it? Oh, and also where this... A flesh colored unitard? Technically, it's rose-mustard-light!