Monty by Jim Meddick for August 27, 2013
Transcript:
Ah! Windsor Hall... The most prestigious private academy on the eastern seaboard! Here you'll find the leaders of tomorrow!... Future CEOs, statesmen, bank presidents, entrepreneurs! And yet even in these lofty ranks, I am a standout! A Titan among giants! La creme de la creme! Inevitably however, my coveted status does seem to invite and be as detractors... Sedgwick's neocortex consists in large part of equine excrement.
Sounds like nobody there gets trained in anything useful.