Monty by Jim Meddick for June 03, 2014

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Yessir... el chupacabras. Literally: a goat sucker... A monster of folk legend known for killing livestock... And this is what our ground staff fears? Oh, my!... Are poor, ignorant working classes! To think... They believe such utter nonsense! How childlike their minds... So easily led astray by hearsay and poppycock!... Btw sir, the latest copy of your birther newsletter arrived with a microscan analysis of Obama's birth certificate... Ah! Splendid! Put it with my global warming hoax update!