Monty by Jim Meddick for July 07, 2014
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The pink flamingo killer? He may be our only hope to catch the gnome decapitator. Back in the 90s he was responsible for a string of flamingo lawn ornament mutilations... It's risky, but I hope to use his deranged mind to gain insight into... Aahh! Don't be alarmed it's only a moisturizing gel mask. The A/C in here is murder on my psoriasis. Oh, cucumbers.
He once ate a garden flamingo’s liver with fava beans, too. Fsk fsk fsk fsk.
Thanks for a nice start to a terrible week, Mr. Meddick.