Monty by Jim Meddick for December 11, 2014
Transcript:
Mr. turtle Jacuzzi? As long as I have your ear, there's something I've often admired and wondered about your operation, Claus... How? How do you maintain a full-time staff of unpaid elves? No medical. No benefits. No perks. Their payment is the love of toys, children and Christmas magic! Seriously. What is it? Some sort of prison work/release exchange?
Normally I really enjoy Monty, but not when this little creep is featured – get rid of him