Monty by Jim Meddick for September 28, 2015
Transcript:
If I dive here, I may be able to locate the fish man breeding ground... I'd advise against that, Doctor... Why?... I have a theory this fish man may be attracted to human females and swimwear... But that's I'm precedented! Interspecies mate selection?! What's the basis of your claim?! A long, well-documented history of B movie plot lines... And besides that... Have you ever seen a fish woman in a bikini?... Not a pretty sight.
You mean to tell me that was a Movie? It wasn’t a documentary film about the “Manfish/Fishman/Mutant Thingy/Whatever? I’m crushed! My faith in”Science" dashed, crashed, mashed upon the rocks of . . .of . . .STUFF!