Monty by Jim Meddick for November 23, 2015
November 22, 2015
November 24, 2015
Transcript:
The diets not working. You're so focused on avoiding Thanksgiving food it's having the opposite effect! Ha! Armchair psychoanalysts! Look at your lunch!.... My entire roast chicken! But it's not a turkey! And tater tots? They're not mashed potatoes! And I suppose you're gonna tell me that's not cranberry sauce?... Nope. Raspberry Jell-O.
I’m on two diets at once. I found you get more food that way.