Monty by Jim Meddick for December 22, 2015
Transcript:
Gosh. What could it be? I wonder what you got me... Um... I wouldn't shake that too much. I used to be pretty good at guessing when I was a kid... Rattle rattle Well, it's got a certain heft to it... Really be careful... I... What the heck is it what could it possibly... Well it was a 2005 Santa Yoda collectible Star Wars snow globe.
Obviously not very well-wrapped: the inside of the box should have been packed with bubblewrap or packing peanuts.