Monty by Jim Meddick for February 11, 2016

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Blast it, Jarvis! A Portuguese man-of-war stung me! Quick! Look up the antidote!... The pain is excruciating! Right away, sir! It says here it helps to apply... Um... Oh dear... Spit it out, man! Um. It involves uric acid sir... What's that? You say?... Uric?... Absolutely repulsive! Is that some Obamacare website? I'd rather die first! Here, sir. Perhaps if you bite this driftwood it will help you cope with the pain...