Monty by Jim Meddick for May 17, 2016
May 16, 2016
May 18, 2016
Transcript:
I was gonna fry an egg, but Pilsner thought there was a baby chick inside... So I explained how it wasn't a viable egg... He didn't seem to understand that it takes a rooster to fertilize an egg and... Whoa. Whoa. Hold on. I don't think I understand either... Well... See... A rooster is like a man chicken and a hint is like a... No. No. I get that. I just thought all eggs would hatch of the chicken sat on em...
The general public knows jack about animal life anymore. Like putting a baby bison in a car and “saving” it from its natural environment.