Monty by Jim Meddick for September 15, 2016
Transcript:
Here, Jarvis, I'm entrusting you with Freddy The Bear. Guardian with your life! Sir? Father has decreed it time for me to wean myself of such childish comforts. Perhaps I speak out of turn, but isn't that a bit harsh? It's not as bad as it sounds. He's allowing me to ease out with a transitional object... He's provided his 6 iron head cover stuffed with several argyle socks...
I literally laughed aloud