Monty by Jim Meddick for September 23, 2016
September 22, 2016
September 24, 2016
Transcript:
Oh, sir... Before I go... I've been meaning to ask... Why is your bear named Freddy instead of the more common Teddy? As you may know, the original Teddy bear was named after our 26th president... Theodore Roosevelt... A traitor to his class! The man behind the breakup of Standard Oil! I refuse to snuggle any stuffy bearing (pun intended) that scoundrels name! And Freddy? Obviously a nod to the free market economists Frederich Hayek.the
Know who else was a “traitor to his class”? Winston Churchill! Also John F. Kennedy. TR, Churchill, and JFK — yeah, what a bunch of losers, huh?