Monty by Jim Meddick for December 03, 2016
Transcript:
Ok. You had your fun. Time to take off this novelty beard. It looks creepy on you... Ok, now... I... Uh... Wow this is really on good... How did you?... Gee... Facial hypertricosis. Extremely rare, but we do occasionally see this condition and otherwise hairless feline varieties... No. No. No! Maybe it's time to invest in a Norelco body grooming shave system.
Panel 2 seems a bit risky. How’d that song go? You don’t tug on Superman’s cape, you don’t spit into the wind, you don’t pull the beard off a hairless cat…