Monty by Jim Meddick for December 08, 2016
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It's facial hypertrichosis. I tried to shave him, but he didn't cooperate... Maybe you're overreacting... Maybe something can be done with it... Maybe a trim... Or maybe... What? No? You don't like the braids? Um. I'm just not sure the Captain Jack Sparrow look works for him...
“Oh, bugger.”
— Captain Jack Sparrow