Monty by Jim Meddick for December 18, 2016
December 17, 2016
December 19, 2016
Transcript:
Garland's on sale at Sav Lot... $7.62 for 12 feet! Yeah, but this is more old-school authentic... Stringing popcorn is probably the way they did it in Little House on the Prairie times it's... Ow! Heh heh... Poked my finger... I suppose that goes with the territory... Anyways... Popcorn Garland is... Ow... Way better than synthetic... Ow... It's 100% biodegradable and it's... Ow... It's renewable... Ow... And it's... Ow. And I really like the way you dyed portions of it red... He may not have heard you... He's a little lightheaded from blood loss...
Have a glass of orange juice, Monty. That’ll perk you right up. Oh, I have a few shirt pockets that need mending. Since you’re so handy with a needle and thread, Monty, would you do the honors?