Monty by Jim Meddick for January 19, 2017
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You heard me! Pour the oil into the moat and ignite it! What? Speak up! What?! I'm coming down... Sorry, sir. Apparently there are some state rules against pouring oil onto soil, even if you own a moat... Bloodied tree hugger's spoil all the fun! Something about contaminating the watershed... Bah! Absurd! We're over 3,000 miles from the Perrier spring in southern France...
The only water in the world that matters !