Nancy by Olivia Jaimes for February 17, 1998
Transcript:
Nancy: Sluggo, why don't YOU buy ME a DIAMOND? Sluggo: Because they would only PALE next to the SPARKLE of YOUR SMILE--- Nancy: OH--- That's the SWEETEST REASON I've ever heard--- PECK Sluggo: ! I knew it would go over better than the old "I'm broke and too lazy to get a job" reason---
WOW! Nice answer on the spot.