Nancy by Olivia Jaimes for April 10, 2013
April 09, 2013
April 11, 2013
Transcript:
Phil: SEYMORE, Sluggo's been help-ing down at the MISSION! I met him through my girlfriend, FRITZI RITZ--- Bearded man: Yeah! Sluggo said he LIKED you--WAIT A MINUTE! YOU'RE DATIN' FRITZI?!? Phil: Yes. Bearded man: Do you look like BRAD PITT or something?! Phil: No. Bearded man: Got a BA-ZILL-ION DOLL-ARS?! Phil: NO! Bearded man: Then you must spend every minute PRAYIN', BUDDY! Because FRITZI RITZ is AN ANGEL!
@SUSAN NEWMANI reread yesterday’s comments from Nancy. You really got raked over the coals about your “redneck” comment. That’s just wrong. Us Southern boys are proud to be called rednecks – hard working, woman lovin’ Americans. That’s not like being called a d**m yankee.