NEUROTICA by Allison Garwood for August 12, 2022
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theincrediblebulk
I’ve experienced the utter confusion wrought by a beautiful woman in her work environment… Me speaking to a very pretty waitress at the coffee shop. "I’ll have a black coffee, dark and bitter like i like my women… err um can i also get a herb and garlic bagel with everything cream cheese? And I’ll take one of those sweet round things with a hole in the middle… " You mean a doughnut?" “Uh yeah sure that’s what they are called… I’ll take a creamy boston crueller stick thingamabob.”