Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for April 12, 1998
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Lost Leonard's logs Stardate: 2498-04-12 with my navigation system out, I still managed to find my way through the asteroid belt. But now I was.. Lost again Setting down for repairs on the first available habitable planet, my only hope was that it has an advanced civilization... Man:Excuse me do you know if there are any astro physicists on this planet? Man:No.. we only have attorneys here Quickly engulfed by a sense of doom, I realized that I traveled back to the Dark Ages of earth the 21st century Man: Your welcome to stay, but we'll need to assign you a special prosecutor