Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for August 23, 1998
Transcript:
Man: Yeah, but on the other hand, the odds have got to be better here... "There is a period of history that remains a mystery. This time is know as B.E. (Before Eve). This was Adam's life in a guy's paradise before Eve arrived. His constant companion and confidant was the first dog, Monty - " Monty: What d'ya want to do today? Adam: How about some mindless expense of energy? Monty: My man! "This was a time without any toil, responsibility, or accountability. Everything was provided for a man's sensibility. At this time, the entire mammal kingdom was male, and they all lived in the harmony of guyness..." Bear: Anyone have to stop having fun so they won't get in trouble with their wife? Adam: Uh...what's a wife? Monty: No one knows! That's what makes this place so perfect!! Bear: Aw-right! So let's go score some chicks!! Adam: Wooo! Monty: I'm there dudes!! "But it was still a work in progress..."