Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for December 24, 2000

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Danae: Cool! It'll grow back. A Yulesnide Greeting from Danae. Tomorrow's the day. It's finally here! Being good isn't easy for a whole stinkin' year. There were idiots galore whose faces needed my fist, then I reminded myself, don't get on Santa's bad list! Sigh. Of course, no one is perfect . I may have slipped once or twice. Like making my kid sister's oatmeal with just a bit too much spice. Then there's the cat-shaving incident and the exploding bathroom. And the day I bombed boys with ballons of perfume. Now that I think of it, Expecting much takes some nerve. My only hope now is Santa grades on a cruve.