Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for May 12, 2002
Transcript:
Joe Pyle: Ok, turn off the TV, girls...I need you to help me clean the house Danae: *Sigh* Ok. What standard of cleaning are we talking about here...guy clean or girl clean? Kate: Uh-oh... Mom clean? Joe Pyle: Um...Higher. An appraiser from the bank is coming here tomorrow, so the house needs to look its best Joe Pyle: Even higher. This is important Danae: Higher...? Kate: Higher...? Danae and Kate: *Gasp* Danae: Gran-ma clean?!! Joe Pyle: No, we don't have time for that. Surgery scrub room clean will be fine Kate: Oh, thank goodness...