Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for February 16, 2003
Transcript:
Clerk: Would you like fries with that? Lawyer: No, just 10 million dollars in damages for turning my client into a porker! Obviousman: Uh-oh... This sounds like a job for... Obviousman! Does this place look like a gym or a health food store to you? Fat man: Uh...no. Lawyer: As your attorney, I advise you to not listen to reason. Obviousman: Well, trying to extort...I mean, sue... a burger franchise isn't going to help your weight problem. I think you'll find the one to blame by taking a long look in the mirror and searching your soul. Fat man: Sigh. You're right, Obviousman. It's not their fault. It's that *@#!@ Krispy Kreme's fault!! Lawyer: Or Hershey's, depending on who has the deeper pockets.