Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for February 01, 2004
Transcript:
Leonard: Oopsie. Howdy! Anyone here know something about quantum physics? Broadcaster: And so, my friends, if anyone disagrees, they can go jump off a cliff! Producer: Hey... we lost our satellite feed! Leonard: Sigh. Lost Leonard's Logs. Log entry: 2704.02.02. My galaxy positioning system is still broken. I need to find a planet with an advanced civilization to help me fix the GPS so I can find my way back home. I stumbled upon a communications satellite orbiting a planet in the rhetoric system. This could be my lucky break! The planet was called Lem. Unfortunately, the technology here stagnated when their thought process hda became dependent on radio transmissions for guidance. But somehow their incessant broadcast got interrupted just before I landed. Having lost their ability for critical thinking long ago, the Lemmings only had the final words of the broadcast to guide them... which they unquestionably obeyed. So I was off again with hopes of finding intelligent life in the universe... and it looks like it'll be a long ride. Log out.